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4 Baby Yoda Christmas Songs to Bring Holiday Cheer

No, we’re not doing “Yoda Baby,” get your mind right.

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It’s the holiday season, and what has brought us more joy this year than a tiny green puppet? The Mandalorian has been upstaged in his own show by the wonders of GIF-machine Baby Yoda, but would we have it any other way? The series morphed from an adventure tale to a rescue mission to just a dad and his alien son going across the universe and using booster seats at taverns on various planets. A family on the run and a special child who must be protected at all costs? Sounds familiar …!

As such, we’re celebrating the Prince of Memes with a few customized holiday songs:

(To the tune of “O Come, O Come Emmanuel”)

O come, O come small Baby Yoda
And chase away our holiday blues.
Disperse the gloomy TV of night,
And Jar Jar’s dark shadow put to flight.

Rejoice, rejoice!
Baby Yoda is here
No motion capture just puppeteers.

(To the tune of “What Child Is This?”)

What Child is this
Who laid to rest
On Mando’s lap is sleeping?
Whom fans will greet with anthems sweet,
While Disney’s wallet is reaping?

This, this is Disney’s dream
Our minds consumed, our money gleaned.
Haste, haste a new episode bring
The babe, the son of memes.

(To the tune of “Jingle Bells”)

In the bassinet,
Floating overland,
Using Force powers
With one tiny hand!

Sipping on his soup,
Resting in a crib
Watching everything he does
In endless giphy GIFs, oh!

Jingle bells jingle bells,
He found one on the ship.
He wanted to play some more
But Dad sat him on his hip.

(To the tune of “Deck the Halls”)

He’s a 50 year old baby,
Yoda Yoda Yoda Yoda yo.
Face so cute it drives you crazy,
Yoda Yoda Yoda Yoda yo.
Yoda’s not his real name,
Yoda yo Yoda yo Yoda yo!
It’s not our fault, “The Child’s” too plain,
Yoda Yoda Yoda Yo-da yoooooo.



Allison Keene is the TV Editor of Paste Magazine, but this post may have gotten her fired. For more television talk, pop culture chat and general japery, you can follow her @keeneTV

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