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The Funniest Tweets About Laura Loomer Handcuffing Herself to Twitter’s Door

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We live in such stupid times. Laura Loomer is a far-right “activist” famous for doing things like getting banned from Lyft and Uber, congressional hearings and now Twitter. She has responded to this most recent ban with the most normal of normal things to ever normally be done by any normal person.

ok yall gotta see this— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 29, 2018

Thankfully, there are plenty of funny people to make fun of our very stupid times, and Twitter did not disappoint. Get ready for a dunk contest.

Wearing the Gold Star of Jewish persecution for maximum attention-whoredome is an epic self-loomering…#LOOMERED— JamesFromTheInternet (@JamesFTInternet) November 29, 2018

was watching the stream and she compared being banned from twitter to the holocaust. she's not even on twitter anymore and she's figuring out ways to have spectacular meltdowns on twitter.— 9 V O L T (@9_volt_) November 29, 2018

i asked why she didn't handcuff herself to both doors lol. Loomer says it's a fire hazard. cops moving in and out freely— Katherine Krueger (@kath_krueger) November 29, 2018

Honestly this is me— Caroline Moss (@CarolineMoss) November 29, 2018

God tier posting— bourgeois eschatology (@underscoredan) November 29, 2018

she is a parody and a tragedy all at once— ?blonde ms wardwell? (@PolitikMasFina) November 29, 2018

we're all handcuffed to twitter when you think about it— Jake Grovum (@jgrovum) November 29, 2018

Hug your children, folks.— Sleeping Giants (@slpng_giants) November 29, 2018

No one has ever simultaneously been this online and this offline before— Brandon Wall (@Walldo) November 29, 2018

how the internet is reacting to laura loomer right now— Brett Banditelli (@banditelli) November 29, 2018

Those are double doors. She only chained herself to one side. So staffers can just walk past her?— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) November 29, 2018

LAURA LOOMER (1 week ago): it's fine that I got suspended, bc the president of the United States will obviously step in to intercede on my behalf. I'm relaxed abt it

LAURA LOOMER (today, screaming and handcuffed to twitters front door): Twitter dot com, u r under citizens arrest— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) November 29, 2018

when your emotional health is definitely not dependent on one social media corporation— Alex Kotch (@alexkotch) November 29, 2018

Nevertheless— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) November 29, 2018

i'm gonna put tape over my mouth and handcuff myself to trump tower until don jr unblocks me— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) November 29, 2018

that poor door— Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) November 29, 2018

when i tweet a selfie and it doesnt get enough likes— libby watson (@libbycwatson) November 29, 2018

She's literally demanding to speak to Twitter's manager— Jacob Weindling (@Jakeweindling) November 29, 2018

(real talk: I stole this joke from an account with a Pepe the frog avatar, and I ain't putting that crap in my column)

me when someone tells me to live in the moment— Pat Dennis (@patdennis) November 29, 2018

lmao leave her there.— Peter Krupa (@peterkrupa) November 29, 2018

I need a lefty comrade with deep pockets to fly me out to San Francisco so I can paper Twitter HQ with pictures of Kermit Dick— Buddy Myrrhphy (@tholzerman) November 29, 2018

Let's just all take a step back and remember one important thing:

This was the better alternative than using Gab.— Schrödinger's Batman (@Demosthenes47) November 29, 2018

(Gab is a Twitter knockoff where all the white supremacists who are banned from Twitter go to be white supremacists)

incredible commitment to posting— Paul Blest (@pblest) November 29, 2018

I'm canceling my cable subscription and just watching this from now on— Derp Digler (@DiglerDerp) November 29, 2018

Pumpkin spice rage—(@ShadoSolo) November 29, 2018

Some people don't log off.
Some people can't log off.— totally normal guy (@peter_naps) November 29, 2018

UPDATE: Twitter dunked on Loomer harder than anyone, telling her that she's free to stand there as long as she wants, and she will not get to fight the legal crusade against them that she so clearly desperately seeks.

Cop says to Loomer "If you need us, call us back"— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) November 29, 2018

Jacob Weindling is a staff writer for Paste politics. Follow him on Twitter at @Jakeweindling.

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